he did it
good job baby
I’m so proud and I don’t even know who this dog is
friend
this still cracks me up like can you imagine you’re 130 years old and suddenly a gigantic alien baby starts following you around
HIPPO
A little girl and her mom were looking at me at the coffee shop this morning and I heard her mom say “go on, it’s ok!” and the little girl shuffled up to me and said “ex-cuse me please, do you have to put on your tattoos by yourself every DAY or does your mom help you?” I am d y i n g
- Doctor: you have 6 months to live
- me: Oh No!!!! 😜👌🏽😂👌🏽😉👌🏽💯💯🔥🔥🔥😂😂😂
- Doctor: how the hell did you do that
My girlfriend suddenly buried her face in her hands like something was wrong and it took like 10 minutes to get her to tell me what was going on and she showed me this post
